Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • A Love Story

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    I shall seek and find you…I shall take you to bed and have my way with you…I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.I will make you beg for mercy… Beg for me to stop.I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with…

  • Responsibility

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    Although all men share a common destiny, each individual also has to work out his personal salvation for himself.  We can help each other find the meaning of life, but in the last analysis, each is responsible for finding himself.Thomas Merton

  • I am not obsessive

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    I don’t remember where I found this cartoon, but I enjoy it very much, because it isn’t about me.  Much.

  • Designated Driver

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    The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it.  At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.Jeff Foxworthy

  • Totally inappropriate

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    Sometimes I get things in my mail (that I love) that are a little off color.  This post has several of these which shall be presented as links, not as embedded images.via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 7 Dec 2004 09:03:55 -0600 How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulbvia email from…

  • Computers

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    I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.Isaac Asimov

  • Getting the day off

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    The brunette says to the blonde, “Watch me get the rest of the day off.”  The brunette gets upon her desk, jumps onto the light fixture, and begins swinging back and forth saying, “I’m a light bulb.  I’m a light bulb.”The boss walks in, sees her on the light fixture, and says to the brunette,…