Totally inappropriate

Sometimes I get things in my mail (that I love) that are a little off color.  This post has several of these which shall be presented as links, not as embedded images.

Snow
via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 7 Dec 2004 09:03:55 -0600
  • How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulbvia email from John Treworgy, Thu, 9 Dec 2004 09:04:05 -0600
  • You know that you have to clean the inside of your aquarium occasionally.  This is usually done with a magnetic brush attached to the inside of the aquarium and it’s controlled with a magnetic wand from the outside.

    Well, now there’s a similar tool for the inside of your monitor which is controlled by moving your mouse.  You may have seen it or used it before, but it’s time to clean it again.  It really works!  You’ll see a lot brighter.  It sure opened my eyes.

    Monitor cleanervia email from Jay Lord, Fri, 03 Dec 2004 19:04:49 +0000
  • ~You have just been hit with a snow ball!~
    It’s the start of…..
    Snow Ball Fight 2004!!
    One rule to this game…..
    You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you!
    Now… go out there and get as many people as you can,
    before they get you!

    Snowball fightvia email from Bob Rosen, Wed, 8 Dec 2004 17:18:06 -0600