Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • A 20-Day Quick-Growth Plan

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    Any misery or any practice of an addiction is self-destructive.  The only insane reason that anyone would do anything destructive to his or her body, knowing that it is harmful, is if that person is experiencing self-hatred.  Self-hatred can exist on a subconscious level, but it is obviously there for any objective observer to witness…

  • Funnies

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    I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.  Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.  Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So which six…

  • Surveys of males

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    A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex.  It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter “T”.  Examples of those days are as follows:TuesdayThursdayTodayTomorrowThanksgivingThaturdayThundayA recent survey was conducted also to discover why men get out of bed in the middle…

  • Can you name this animal?

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    Don’t know huh?  It’s a “Dill-Doe.”via email from John Treworgy, Wed, 24 Nov 2004 14:04:53 +0000

  • Wisdom

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    It’s so simple to be wise.  Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.Sam Levenson

  • Hungry

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    I’m so hungry I could eat the crotch out of a dead ewe.M. T. Zerse

  • Mistakes

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    More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren’t so busy denying them.Harold J. Smith