Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • I’m Sponge Bob Square Pants

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    Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character.  Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble?  A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters.  The information that was gathered was made into this test: Answer all the questions with what describes you…

  • Love

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    Two persons love in one another the future good, which they aid one another to unfold.Margaret Fuller

  • Self promotion

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    What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.Abraham Lincoln

  • Think

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    Either you think, or else others have to think for you and take power from you, pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you.F. Scott Fitzgerald

  • Forgiveness

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    Always forgive your enemies — nothing annoys them so much.Oscar Wilde

  • You betcha

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    My friend Tommy was talking with his son about the final T-ball game of the season.  This is the game where the kids play the parents.Grady said, “We’re gonna beat you guys.”“Why is that?” Tommy asked.To which Grady replied, “Because you haven’t practiced.”Why can’t life continue to be that simple?  We always try to complicate…

  • Well adjusted

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    A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.Alexander Hamilton