Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • The telephone game

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    A new young monk arrives at the monastery.  He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.  He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.  So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to…

  • Thanks friends

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    Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important e-mails in 2003 and (so far) in 2004!  Because of all of you…I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.  I smell like…

  • Power

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    We have the power to direct our minds to replace the feelings of being upset, depressed, and fearful with the feeling of inner peace.Gerald G. JampolskyLooks like this guy has been reading and ripping off Emmet Fox. See posts: Power and Fear

  • More Freedom

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    Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.Janice Joplin

  • Freedom

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    To enjoy freedom we have to control ourselves.Virginia Woolf

  • Perfection

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    All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible.William Faulkner

  • To be six again…

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    A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday.  “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.  What a day!  He put her on…