Author: Dr Wingnut
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Best Smart-ass Answers of 2004
Smart-ass Answer #1: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat,she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”Smart-ass Answer #2: A lady was…
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Anger
Anger is usually the flipside of helplessness.Eliana GilSustained anger can erode our insides and keep us trapped in pain and frustration. Anger that gets no relief, that cannot find a resolution, may be a signal that we are feeling powerless. Rather than hounding the object of our anger, we may need to look at the…
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ASCII Porn
I got the following ASCII Art in an email. Nice tack, sending porn as ASCII so the porn filter at MessageLabs didn’t see it.
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What will future archaeologists think?
“Technology has become so important; you can’t just not be alive without it, you can’t be dead without it.” – Genevieve Bell, a senior researcher at Intel, addressing journalists about the findings of a three-year study of how cultural practices in Asia shape people’s relationships with technology, on the fact that in some Asian countries,…
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Four questions
Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let’s find out just how clever you really are. Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If…
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Who Are Those People?
A man died and went to heaven.St. Peter asked, “What denomination are you?” And the man said, ” I don’t belong here, I don’t go to church”St. Peter said, “Well, we don’t make mistakes, you belong here, lets just walk around and you can see where you’d like to stay.”So they walked down the hall,…
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Fuck in’ America
The F@#* word… There are only eleven times in history when the “F” word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:“What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?”Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912“What the @#$% was that?”Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945“Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”Custer, 1877“Any @#$%ing idiot…