Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Save the kittens

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    When I pointed out the following picture to a friend, he inquired, “I wonder where the mass graves are hidden?”Xak aka www.drwingnut.com

  • George Bush

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    While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen.  He asks her what her leadership philosophy is.  She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent. “I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen.  “Allow me to demonstrate.”  She…

  • How’s you’re sex life?

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    Two men were talking. So, how’s your sex life?”Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.” Social Security sex?”Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!” Loud SexA wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, doctor. Every time we’re in bed…

  • Politics

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    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is Politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President.  Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.  We are here to take…

  • The 2-10 Rule

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    As Steve Streitmatter, director of IT services at FedEx Services, recently explained it to me, the 2 and 10 refer to years.  Vendors would often have you believe that a certain technology is going to be a big deal within two years, but it usually takes 10 years for a technology to blossom.  But when…

  • Advice

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    Dear Abby:I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and great education.When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime — bass fishing.  I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she…

  • Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota

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    Series I – You know you are from Minnesotan when:I know none of you are from Minnesota, but it’s kinda funny (or bizarre) anyways…If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live…