Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Survey today

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    I took an online survey today that was suprisingly about M$ Office.  Here was one of the questions, and my response:

  • Until you want to cross back over the river

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    When one burns one’s bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.Dylan Thomas

  • Whoops

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    "One of the zookeepers said from a scale of one to 10, the smell’s a nine." – a Milwaukee County Zoo spokeswoman talking about an accidental dump of monkey waste that closed two interstates in Wisconsin on WednesdayInformation Week Daily

  • Teen-itis

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    The condition in which a 15-year old boy cannot find the plumber’s helper (plunger) in a 6 foot by 9 foot room that has the total contents of: 1 toilet, 1 sink, 1 floor-standing toilet paper holder with roll, 1 garbage can, 1 box of tissues, and 1 plumber’s helper.  You’d think that you didn’t…

  • Who’s on first, Updated

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    ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store… Can I help you?COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den, and I’m thinking about buying a computer.ABBOTT: Mac?COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.ABBOTT: Your computer?COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.ABBOTT: Mac?COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.ABBOTT: What about Windows?COSTELLO: Why? Will it…

  • The early bird

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    Microsoft is not being caught napping this time.  They’re out to catch the jerk who wrote the Sasser worm, and they’re working with the FBI and Secret Service to do it (although I’m not sure why the Secret Service is interested).They have a $5 million reward fund in abeyance too, though they haven’t yet put…

  • You are looking at the problem

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    It only takes one person to change your life—you.Ruth Casey