Author: Dr Wingnut
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Christmas Fruitcake
1 cup of sugar4 large eggs2 cups dried fruit1 teaspoon baking soda1 teaspoon salt1 cup brown sugarlemon juicenuts1 gallon whiskeySample the whiskey to check for quality.Take a large bowl.Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.Pour one level cup and drink.Repeat.Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in…
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Be late or be dead, not a good choice
Last week, on Thursday, a young girl (19) was driving her two sisters to a bridal party east of Wilmar, Minnesota when they collided head-on with a minivan while trying to pass. The Minneapolis Star-Tribune said, " Joe Mayer said his daughters were late for a bridal party in Willmar when they tried to pass another…
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Fear
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.Unknown
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Making Windows Explorer open on a specific folder
Windows Explorer has a nasty habit of opening where Bill Gates says to open it, usually some lame place like "My Documents." To fix this behavior change or create a shortcut to run the following:%SystemRoot%\explorer.exe /e,/select, c:
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Good Cop/Bad Cop
Just when you thought it was safe to go to the Krispy Kreme for a dozen.via email from Carolann (AOW) Brisco Lusche, Sun, 21 Dec 2003 12:20:02 -0500