Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Farmer Fleming

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    His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming…

  • Illegal's Poem

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    I cross ocean,poor and broke,Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat megood in there,Say I need tosee welfare. Welfare say,"You come no more,We send cashright to your door." Welfare checks,they make you wealthy,Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by,I got plenty money,Thanks to you,American dummy. Write to friendsin motherland,Tell them "come asfast you…

  • My barber, Steve

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    I’m supposed to walk one-quarter mile two times a day. (I actually do, once and a while)Last week I walked down to the center of town to get my stroll in and thought I would stop to see Steve the Barber and get a hair cut. (Actually, to get them all cut, while I was…

  • Dear Office of Homeland Security,

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    OK, I have my duck taped. Now what do I do?from my Mother, via eMail, Tue, 11 Mar 2003 21:52:38 -0500

  • Fun Stuff

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    A really fun and elegant game from my friends at gameLab here in New York. You can play the first three levels for free. I wish there were more games as well-designed as this: CrashA difficult version of the old Lunar Lander arcade game: Lunar LanderA well-done movie quiz, using visuals from the film, except…

  • How to bathe a cat

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    Thoroughly clean toilet.Lift both lids and add shampoo.Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)Flush toilet 3 or…

  • Getting to know your friends

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    Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends. What you're supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire eMail and paste it onto a new eMail that you'll send. Change all of the answers so they apply to you then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING…