Author: Dr Wingnut

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets…

And a reminder that you can fool all of the people some of the time… via eMail, Wed, 9 Apr 2003 16:55:40-0400

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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.Her doctor recommended that she see the well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang,…

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.  “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces.“The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. …

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells tothe bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"!Thebar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, thewoman next to him says, "Before you tell…

All Wal-Mart and K-Mart stores in Iraq will be closing on or before March 15th. After that, they will all become…Targets.from my Mother, via eMail, Tue, 22 Mar 2003 15:41:00 -0500