Author: Dr Wingnut
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New fashions from Tokyo
Can you believe it?Cheeky?What you see below are not see-thru skirts. They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and the current rage in Japan.I suppose at least you could choose what sort of bum profile you'd like! via eMail, 21 February 2003Looks like someone is…
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Commentary on the State of the Union Speech
Sung to "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands." If you cannot find Osama, bomb IraqIf the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.If the terrorists are frisky,Pakistan is looking shifty,North Korea is too risky,Bomb Iraq.If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.So to…
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A Valentine Gift
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think…
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General Motors vs. Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.”In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press…
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Native American Wisdom
An old Cherokee is teaching hisgrandson about life. "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy."It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves.One is evil- he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt,resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.The other is good – he is…
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“Alternate Meanings”
The Washington Post publishes an “Annual Neologism Contest” in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings forvarious words. The following were some of the winning entries from the most recent contest.Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of…
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News Flash
WASHINGTON D.C. (REUTERS)Early this morning a devastating fire burned down the personal library of President George W. Bush. Tragically, both books were lost in the conflagration. More poignantly, due to his hectic schedule, the President had not found time to color in the second one.From an eMail recieved 2 February 2003