Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Signs of Induhvidualism

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    Here are some Induhvidual sign sightings sent in by observant DNRC members. Sign in front of a motel in Carson City, NV: STOP! WE BEAT EVERYBODY!On an auto dealership's marquee in Southern California, home of the Angels baseball team:"Go Angles!"(Or maybe they support geometry.)On the sign for a U-Haul truck rental center in Brooklyn, two…

  • Let go…

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    To "let go" does not mean to stop caring, it means I can't do it for someone else. To "let go" is not to cut myself off, it's the realization I can't control another. To "let go" is not to enable, but to allow learning from natural consequences. To "let go" is to admit powerlessness,…

  • Analogies and Metaphors

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    Future Novelists… These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a thigh master.His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.He spoke with wisdom that can…

  • Who is better at using the computer

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    Jesus and Satan were having an ongoingargument about who was better at using the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said,"Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does…

  • The Moon:

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    When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are…

  • How did we survive?

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    Looking back, it's hard to believe that we have lived as long as we have. As children we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.Our baby cribs were painted with bright colored lead based…

  • Anger Management

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    For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know…..I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found…