Author: Dr Wingnut

Dear Employees:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel…

The FHA vs. a Louisiana Lawyer…(I am told this is an actual case.)A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client.He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which…

Here is a condom commercial from France. Ah… the French do things with such class, don't they. Click on the link below… Condom commercialvia eMail, Fri, 17 May 2002 15:49:56 -0700

Three surgeons were discussing the kinds of patients they preferred to perform surgery upon. The first one said "I like librarians, because when you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order."The second surgeon said "I prefer mathematicians, because when you open them up, everything is in numerical order."The third one said "I prefer to…

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,and the double-clicking icon puts your…

Age Gaugevia eMail, Mon, 18 Mar 2002 12:50:30 EST

Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for…