Three surgeons were discussing the kinds of patients they preferred to perform surgery upon. The first one said "I like librarians, because when you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order."
The second surgeon said "I prefer mathematicians, because when you open them up, everything is in numerical order."
The third one said "I prefer to perform surgery on lawyers."
The other two surgeons were flabbergasted. "Why lawyers, for goodness sakes?"
The third one explained "Well, lawyers are heartless, gutless, and their heads and asses are interchangeable."
And now, the political, and yet non-political, joke of the day:
Q: Which Israeli leader has outstanding nipples?
A: Why, Areola Sharon, of course!