Author: Dr Wingnut
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Just a thought
The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father the next morning and…
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Keeping Watch
Outside a small Macedonian village close to the border between Greece and strife-torn Yugoslavia, a lone Catholic nun keeps a quiet watch over a silent convent. She is the last caretaker of the site of significant historical developments spanning more than 2,000 years. When Sister Maria Cyrilla of the Order of the Perpetual Watch dies,…
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JFK Jr. Jokes
You knew they were coming…What's the new Kennedy documentary? Three Funerals and A Wedding.Why didnt JFK shower before the plane flight? He figured he'd just wash up on shore.What did John say when he reached the pearly gates? I hope I don't have to take an entrance exam.What was JFK Jr's favorite movie? Splash.Where do…
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I've Got A Mule..
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes,…
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It Pays to be Careful
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball,…
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IT vs. Business
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts:"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.""You…
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IQ TEST
This is the official moron test. It is based upon typical graduation requirements at Harvard. Try to finish within 2 minutes. When you are done, count the number correct and see how you compare to others. Here you go… morons unite!!!!Is there a Fourth of July in England? Yes or NoHow many birthdays does the…