JFK Jr. Jokes

You knew they were coming…

What's the new Kennedy documentary?  Three Funerals and A Wedding.

Why didnt JFK shower before the plane flight?  He figured he'd just wash up on shore.

What did John say when he reached the pearly gates?  I hope I don't have to take an entrance exam.

What was JFK Jr's favorite movie?  Splash.

Where do the Kennedys' go for their vacation?  All over Martha's Vineyard.

What was the forecast for Cape Cod?  Cloudy, with widely scattered bodies and debris.

What was JFK Jr drinking at the time of the crash?  Ocean Spray.