Author: Dr Wingnut

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A man and a women were married for 40 years.  When they first got married the man said "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it".In all their 40 years of marriage the woman never looked.  However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the…

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.I pretend to work. They…

A businessman walks into a bank in Boston and asks for the loan officer.  He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a…

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?The brunette is thrilled to get home early.…

His baloney has a first name,It's "I – did – not – inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I – wasn't – getting – tail."He loves to sling it every day . . .,The White House people all just say . . .,That Billy Clinton has – a – wayOf mak – ing bullshit sound O…

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Boston Common when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down t the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.  A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the…