Author: Dr Wingnut

Pedal-powered dialysis machines.Use of antibotics deemed an "unauthorized experimental procedure."Head-wound victim in the waiting room is on the last chapter of "War and Peace."You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.Annual breast exam conducted at hooters.Exam room has a tip jar.You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on…

What type of training do I need to replace you?How much hard work does it take to get a raise or can I just sleep my way to the top?When you say "must be a team player," does this mean I'll be working with other people?How often do you take inventory of your office supplies?How…

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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!Counselor, let's do it in chambers.His attorney withdrew at the last minute.Is it a penal offense?Better leave the handcuffs on.For $320.00 an hour, she better be good!Can you get him to drop his suit?The judge gave her…

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It's late afternoon and two nuns are riding their rickety bikes on the back streets of Rome.  As the sun dips below the skyline and dusk begins to descend, the more nervous of the two sisters turns around toward the other and says, "I've never come this way before."The other nun replies, "Don't worry, dear;…