Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra:

1. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"
2. "One-a-day, like iron"
3. "Get a piece of the rock"
4. "You've come a long way, baby"
5. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"
6. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
7. "Tastes great, more filling"
8. "Viagra, built ram tough"
9. "Here's the beef!"
10. Just do her.

Some honorable mentions:

• "We work harder, so you don't have to"
• "Ten inches long… and growing."
• "Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight"
• "Viagra, home of the whopper"
• "Viagra, Now is a great time to be silver"
• "This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"