Author: Dr Wingnut

I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when:Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!">"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly."Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.It wasn't…

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.I am in shape. Round's a shape!I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.Did you ever notice when you…

An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank accountAnd if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppyYou hoped nobody found out!Compress was something you did to garbageNot something you did to a fileAnd if you…

In a recent Harris On-line poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this…

This little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What is politics?"Dad says, "Well, son let me try to explain it to you this way… I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me 'Capitalism'. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the household, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care…

You're not having a bad day… these people had bad days:The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from the onlookers. A minute later they…

TermDefinitionBenignWhat you be after you be eight.ArteryThe study of paintings.BacteriaBack door to cafeteria.BariumWhat doctors do when patients die.Cesarean SectionA neighborhood in Rome.CATscanSearching for kitty. CauterizeMade eye contact with her. ColicA sheep dog.ComaA punctuation mark.D & CWhere Washington is.DilateTo live long. EnemaNot a friend.FesterQuicker than someone else.FibulaA small lie. GenitalNon-Jewish person.G.I. SeriesWorld Series of military baseball.…