Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Maturity

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    You’re too short for that gesture.Addison DeWitt to Eve Harrington in “All About Eve,” when she throws open her hotel room door and tells him to get out

  • Aging

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    He’s so pathetic, poor thing.  It’s like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.Elton John, referring to Keith Richards

  • Radial or Radio?

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    There’s a bad case of misunderstanding around my office lately where people keep calling radio buttons; radial buttons.  Use this simple picture guide to keep track of which item has buttons and which does not.RadioRadio: Has buttons?  Yes, a radio has radio buttons.Radial tireRadial: Has buttons?  No!  A radial tire does not have radial buttons.

  • Honesty

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    Every word she writes is a lie, including “and” and “the”. Mary McCarthy, referring to nemesis Lillian Hellman

  • Charm

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    You are like the smell of drainsin a restaurant where pâté maisonis a slab of cold meatloafdamp and woolly.You lack charmPoet James Schuyler

  • Buffalo Chicken Dip

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    Ingredients 1 – 8 ounce package cream cheese, softened½ cup blue cheese salad dressing¾ cup Frank’s Redhot Original Cayenne Pepper Sauce1 cup crumbled blue cheese2 – 12½ ounce cans Swanson White Premium Chunk Chicken Breast in Water, drained Method Heat oven to 350F.  Place cream cheese into deep baking dish.  Stir until smooth.Mix in salad…

  • Retribution

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    In time you’ll drop dead, and I’ll come to your funeral in a red dress. Cher, in “Moonstruck”