Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Memory

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    Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.Confucius

  • A lesson in Evolution…

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    THE CREATIONIn the beginning was The Planand The Plan came with Assumptionsand The Assumptions were without formand The Plan was Completely without substance and voidand darkness was on the faces of the workersand they spake upon their supervisors saying,“It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh!”And the supervisors went unto their section heads and…

  • Retirement Bonus

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    The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus.  They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body.  The officer got to choose what those two points would be.The first…

  • Happy Easter

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    When I went down to make coffee this morning, there were two bunnies playing in the back yard.   I yelled to Jill to get her camera.  She went outside and captured one of the culprits in the yard.

  • Happiness

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    Happiness is nature’s way of informing human resources that you’re overpaid.Catbert, Dilbert Comic Strip, 30-Mar-2010

  • Gonk

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    The product code on this can of Diet Mountain Dew I was drinking the other day had the most interesting combination of letters.  G-0-9-K, or gonk.  I just thought it was a cool word, but apparently it was also a toy.

  • Release

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    Never tell people how to do things.  Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.Gen. George S. Patton