Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Retirement Bonus

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    The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus.  They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body.  The officer got to choose what those two points would be.The first…

  • Happy Easter

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    When I went down to make coffee this morning, there were two bunnies playing in the back yard.   I yelled to Jill to get her camera.  She went outside and captured one of the culprits in the yard.

  • Happiness

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    Happiness is nature’s way of informing human resources that you’re overpaid.Catbert, Dilbert Comic Strip, 30-Mar-2010

  • Gonk

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    The product code on this can of Diet Mountain Dew I was drinking the other day had the most interesting combination of letters.  G-0-9-K, or gonk.  I just thought it was a cool word, but apparently it was also a toy.

  • Release

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    Never tell people how to do things.  Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.Gen. George S. Patton

  • Sympathy

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    The more I learn of others’ problems, the more my own problems automatically dissolve.Tarthang Tulku Rinpoche

  • Oh! Those crazy kids…

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    Wouldn’t be doin’ that in Minneapolis/Saint Paul in January.