Author: Dr Wingnut
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What we are
What we do during our working hours determines what we have; what we do in our leisure hours determines what we are.George Eastman
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Patience
How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?Paul Sweeney
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Hell freezes over when..
Sven and Ole have a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks. Both die, and go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them “Doesn”t the heat and smoke bother you?” Ole replies, “Vell, ya know, ve’re from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve’re yust happy…
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Your duty
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.George Carlin