Author: Dr Wingnut
-
Hell freezes over when..
Sven and Ole have a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks. Both die, and go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them “Doesn”t the heat and smoke bother you?” Ole replies, “Vell, ya know, ve’re from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve’re yust happy…
-
Your duty
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.George Carlin