Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Autonomy

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    The really good people want autonomy — you let me do it, and I’ll do it… That’s all they want.  They want a chance to do it.Gordon Bethune, former CEO of Continental

  • From the mouth of a child… you never know

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    A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students.  She says, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.”A little girl raises her hand. saying, “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.“Well,” she began, “I was in the…

  • Since when?

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    Life is for enjoying. It is not a race to see how much you can get done.Jill Clark

  • Resolutions

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    Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Oscar Wilde

  • Giving Wingnut a bad name

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    MinnPost says that CNN named Michelle Bachmann Wingnut of the year.  Now she’s giving me a bad name…Bitch.PS: That’s Dr. Wingnut to you…

  • Good goal

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    One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.John Burroughs

  • Bag-o-hammers

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    Last Friday, New Years’s day, I went to Jimmy John’s to pick up some sandwiches for lunch.  My bill was $17.76 and I remarked that 1776 was a good year.  The cashier looked at me quizzically and said that was like 210 years ago, what was so good about it?I said, “Don’t you know what…