Author: Dr Wingnut
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Bracelet at Tiffany’s
A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little “whoops” and prays that a sales person wasn’t anywhere near. As she turns…
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How hard is it?
It’s not rocket surgery for crying out side.Heard from Todd Bosch, Thursday; November 19, 2009
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An efficient waste of time
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.Peter Drucker