Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Plans

    Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men’s blood and probably will themselves not be realized.Daniel H. Burnham

  • Happily Married

    A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.  So he said to his new wife, “Sweetheart, I’ll be right back.”“Where are you going, Pooh Bear?” asked the wife.“I’m going to the bar,…

  • Power

    The wickedness of men is that their power breeds stupidity and blindness.Elphaba; Wicked, Page 197

  • Thinking

    The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.Nikola Tesla

  • Global Warming Protest

    via email from Chris Hoffer, Thu, 5 Mar 2009 20:57:16 -0800

  • Air Travel

    Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for choosing to fly with Mandarin Airlines.  As we taxi out to the runway please make yourself comfortable………..and for those of you sitting on the right side of the plane…………….please ignore our other……um….airliner…….via email from Nathaniel Forbes, Fri, Nov 19, 1999 3:39 PM

  • Future Shock is now

    The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.Alvin Toffler