Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Top 20 ways to say “Your Fly Is Open”

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    20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.17. You’ve got Windows in your laptop16. Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.15. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower…

  • Sorrow

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    There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery.Dante Alighieri

  • Consulting

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    Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day.  Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat.  Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.Scott Adams

  • Lars

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    Lars, a Norwegian from Cook County in northern Minnesota, was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised a Lutheran.  Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his grill and cook a venison steak.  Now, all of Lars’ neighbors were Catholic.  Since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on…

  • Perspective

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    Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well-warmed, and well-fed.Herman Melville

  • I Love Mustard

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    (This is a true story.)  If you have children you will probably relate to this father…As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection.  A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in…

  • Liberty

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    Liberty without obedience is confusion, and obedience without liberty is slavery.William Penn