Author: Dr Wingnut
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Satanic Barney Proof
Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAURProve: Barney is satanicThe Romans had no letter ‘U’, and used ‘V’ instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVRCVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVRExtracting the Roman numerals, we have:CV V L DI VAnd their decimal equivalents are:100 5 5 50 500 1 5Adding those…
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Beggars
Three beggars were begging in the Silicon Valley. The first one wrote “beg” on his broken steel cup and he received ten bucks after one day. The second one wrote “beg.com” on his cup and after one day he received hundreds of thousand dollars. Someone even wanted to take him to NASDAQ. The third one…
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Spread a little JOY, baby!
Life’s for sharing by T-Mobile on Friday Jan 16, 2009, T-Mobile launched their new commercial. It was shot at Liverpool station in London. They used 400 dancers and 10 hidden cameras. No one but the station employees and dancers knew what was going on… It was aired on you tube and TV and you can…
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Live in the moment
You have to recognize when the right place and the right time fuse and take advantage of that opportunity. There are plenty of opportunities out there. You can’t sit back and wait.Ellen Metcalf
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Certainly not true of the office
Your home is a pleasant place from which you draw happiness.Fortune Cookie, 16-Feb-2009
