Author: Dr Wingnut
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The old same place
The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn’t there the second time.Willie Tyler
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Old Harold
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over.Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?”He replied, “It was an ID ten…
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More taxes
Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten.Lord Bramwell, English judge
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Oh ouch… I broke a nail!
That’s lies OK, because her husband, “Didn’t have sex with that women,” either.via email from John Treworgy, Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:18:39 -0700
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Dr. Wingnut’s Chili Mac Potluck Hotdish
Ingredients2 Cups dry macaroni1 1/2 quarts water1 Pound ground sirloin1 Cup chopped onion1 Clove garlic, chopped1 Cup chopped green pepper1 each 4 ounce can button mushrooms, drained and chopped2 each 10 3/4 ounce cans tomato soup4 ounces sharp cheddar, shredded2 each 14 1/2 ounce cans diced tomatoes, drained1 Tablespoon worcestershire sauce2 Tablespoons chili powder1 Tablespoon…