Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Reality

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    There is no reality except the one contained within us.Herman Hesse

  • Grandmothers Don’t Know Everything!

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    Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.  He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”She was a little taken…

  • Minnesota Weather

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    Never underestimate the weather in Minnesota.  It’s snowing right now, and the few inches we received on Thursday hasn’t all melted yet, but they’re calling for mid 50’s next week.  I hope they’re right, I want to go biking.

  • Vision

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    I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me.Judy Collins

  • Signs of the times

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    In a nonsmoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed”On another plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”At a towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”On an electrician’s…

  • Achievement

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    The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are, first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; third, common sense.Thomas A Edison

  • Department of Highways

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    A Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer.  He told the farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.”The old farmer said, “OK, but don’t go in that field.”The Highways employee said, “I have the authority of the government to go where I want. …