Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

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    Shut ‘Er Down Clancy, She’s Pumping Mud!Stu Barrett of the Texas Instruments 990 development teamReminds me of the time during a development in 2000-2001 that we named an exception level “Janice” — in homage to the Friends character Janice Litman — who used to always say, “Oh!  My!  God!”, whenever she entered a room.  It…

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    An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.John H. Patterson

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    Impressive badminton pointVideo games seen in Hollywood moviesFrozen Grand CentralStan Boreson sings “I Just Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore”Truth in fast-food advertisingHere Comes Another BubbleSpongeBob actors overdub classicsAchmed the Dead Terrorist — I kill you! via Good Experience newsletter, Steve Wicks, and Dwayne Wolterstorff

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    I dream, I test my dreams against my beliefs, I dare to take risks, and I execute my vision to make those dreams come true.Walt Disney

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    OK, let’s go over this once again…Seems some of you land-locked people are having trouble discerning what the differences are between Dolphins & Whales.  Ya’ll need to go back to Aquatic Biology 101 and take ol’ lady Snodgrass’s class again.ORYou can opt out and take my abridged version of the class.Good!I figured you would opt…

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    Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.Sir Winston Churchill

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    What gets longer when pulled, fits between your boobs, inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked?  A seatbelt you pervert!  Buckle up!via email from Bob Rosen, Wed, 5 Mar 2008 08:09:14 -0800