Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Fame

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    I know what pisses people off about fame.  It’s when famous people whine about it.George Clooney, Time Magazine

  • Lutherans

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    The following list was compiled by a 20th century Lutheran who, observing other Lutherans, wrote down exactly what he saw or heard:Lutherans believe in prayer, but would practically die if asked to pray out loud.Lutherans like to sing, except when confronted with a new hymn or a hymn with more than four stanzas.Lutherans believe their…

  • Living

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    In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.Laurence J. Peter

  • T-Shirts

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    In case you can’t read the small print on the red shirt: “‘Sex is like snow — you never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last”via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:54:05 -0800

  • Fools

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    No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.Charles P. Steinmetz

  • Try this one

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    This little animal is called the Naked Mole-Rat and is from Africa.So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself… Remember:Going through life is hard enough, but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible!via email from Duane McDowell, Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:28:41 -0800

  • Politicians

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    Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.Henry Kissinger