Author: Dr Wingnut
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Recall Notice:
The Maker of all Human Beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the mind and body. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Alcoholism, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in…
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The Rise Of The Two-Screen TV Audience
Of course Mrs. Wingnut thinks that I am crazy when I sit in front of the TV multi-tasking, watching the TV, and doing something worthwhile; looking for a job, working on my blog, et cetera; but apparently I’m not alone, and according to today’s editorial by John Foley of Information Week, I should really be…
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Doctor’s convention…
A Japanese doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.”A German doctor says, “That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and…
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Perspective
Young people tell you what they are doing, old people what they have done and fools what they wish to do.Anonymous
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Your horoscope
Once you have opened this e-mail, there’s no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day…
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Mistakes
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.Al Franken