Author: Dr Wingnut
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Fourth marriage
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married — for the fourth time.The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.“Interesting,” the newsman thought.He then asked…
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It’s Christmas Eve.
It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be.Scrooged
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Attention to detail
The human tendency to regard little things as important has produced very many great things.Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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More suggested automatic ‘Out-of-Office’ email replies
Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to a management team.Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.Additions to Suggestions for Out of Office Replies via email from Martha Clark, Fri, 14…