Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Your horoscope

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    Once you have opened this e-mail, there’s no turning back.  Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs.  Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line.  This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day…

  • Mistakes

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    Mistakes are a part of being human.  Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.  Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.Al Franken

  • Fourth marriage

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    The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married — for the fourth time.The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.“Interesting,” the newsman thought.He then asked…

  • Perspective

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    If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.Albert Einstein

  • Have a Merry Christmas dinner

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    via email from Duane McDowell, Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:55:33 -0800

  • It’s Christmas Eve.

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    It’s Christmas Eve.  It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more.  For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be.Scrooged

  • Attention to detail

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    The human tendency to regard little things as important has produced very many great things.Georg Christoph Lichtenberg