Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Politics

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    Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.  I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.Ronald Reagan

  • Best Buy of the Season

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    via email from Jack Farrell, Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:47:57 -0800

  • Time

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    Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.Faith Baldwin

  • A Baby’s Hug

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    We were the only family with children in the restaurant.  I sat Erik in a high chair and noticed everyone was quietly sitting and talking.  Suddenly, Erik squealed with glee and said, ‘Hi.’  He pounded his fat baby hands on the high chair tray.  His eyes were crinkled in laughter and his mouth was bared…

  • Shoes

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    I showered and shaved…I adjusted my tie. I got there and sat…In a pew just in time. Bowing my head in prayer…As I closed my eyes. I saw the shoe of the man next to me…Touching my own. I sighed.With plenty of room on either side…I thought, “Why must our soles touch?”It bothered me, his…

  • Opportunities

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    A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.Sir Francis Bacon

  • Julie Andrews at 69

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    To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan’s Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.One of the musical numbers she performed was “My Favorite Things” from the legendary movie, “Sound Of Music.  Here are the lyrics she used:Maalox and nose drops and needles…