Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Comrades

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    No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.Jascha Heifetz

  • Contest

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    Win two tickets, all expenses paid including airfare to the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing China.To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to: International Olympic Committee, Private Bag, Lausanne , Switzerland.Which student seems to appear tired/sleepy?Which ones are male twins?Which ones are the…

  • Politics

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    Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.  I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.Ronald Reagan

  • Best Buy of the Season

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    via email from Jack Farrell, Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:47:57 -0800

  • Time

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    Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.Faith Baldwin

  • A Baby’s Hug

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    We were the only family with children in the restaurant.  I sat Erik in a high chair and noticed everyone was quietly sitting and talking.  Suddenly, Erik squealed with glee and said, ‘Hi.’  He pounded his fat baby hands on the high chair tray.  His eyes were crinkled in laughter and his mouth was bared…

  • Shoes

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    I showered and shaved…I adjusted my tie. I got there and sat…In a pew just in time. Bowing my head in prayer…As I closed my eyes. I saw the shoe of the man next to me…Touching my own. I sighed.With plenty of room on either side…I thought, “Why must our soles touch?”It bothered me, his…