Author: Dr Wingnut
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Julie Andrews at 69
To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan’s Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.One of the musical numbers she performed was “My Favorite Things” from the legendary movie, “Sound Of Music. Here are the lyrics she used:Maalox and nose drops and needles…
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Management
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.Casey Stengel
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Why Men Do Not Write Advice Columns
Dear Ted,I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.I walked back home to get my…
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Life
What would it be like if you lived each day, each breath, as a work of art in progress? Imagine that you are a masterpiece unfolding, every second of every day, a work of art taking form with every breath.Thomas Crum
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And so the Holiday Season Begins
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a…
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Tempered Ego
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.Joseph Addison