Author: Dr Wingnut
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Right in your own back yard
A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.George Moore
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Pilot and control tower exchanges
Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!”Delta 351: “Give us another hint! We have digital watches!”Tower: “TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.”TWA 2341: “Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?”Tower: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when…
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Travel Complaints
According to Thomas Cook in the UK some holiday makers are just never satisfied. Here are the top ten most bizarre and genuine customer complaints received by the firm in recent years:On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at…
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Honesty
Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.Mark Twain
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Change
Change is what happens when the pain of holding on becomes greater than the fear of letting go.Unknown