Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • The Twenty-first Century Stork

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    A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we…

  • Knowledge

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    Knowledge signifies things known.  Where there are no things known, there is no knowledge.  Where there are no things to be known, there can be no knowledge.Frances Wright

  • Cinco de Mayo

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    Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise (known as Best Foods on the US West Coast) was manufactured in England.  In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after…

  • Experience

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    We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it – and stay there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid.  She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again… but also, she will never sit down on a…

  • What to wear when the wife wants you to do something

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    via email from Bob Rosen, Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:21:33 -0700

  • Reason

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    I have one request: may I never use my reason against truth.Elie Wiesel

  • Dangerous Virus

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    There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.  This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).  If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.  This virus will wipe out your private life completely.If you should come into contact with…