Author: Dr Wingnut
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Having a job like George Jetson’s
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.Frank Lloyd Wright
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Lessons of the Heart
Love is not the latest ballad on the radio. It is the song of a lifetime. Love is not the rock on the finger of the girl you plan to marry. It is the size of the boulder you move to repair the marriage.Love is not the fairy tale that ends with happy ever after. …
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The problem with cell phones
It all started when my dog began getting free rollover minutes.Jay London
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A California High School Answering Machine Message
The staff at Pacific Palisades High School in California unanimously voted to place the following message on their school answering machine. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their…
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Education
Education should be the process of helping everyone to discover his uniqueness.Leo Buscaglia
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The Ring
An older, white haired gentleman (kinda like me but with hair) walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young voluptuous girl at his side.He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old…
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Pain
To render ourselves insensible to pain we must forfeit also the possibilities of happiness.Sir John Lubbock