Dr Wingnut

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  • Another Amazing Home Remedy

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    Have a bad headache?  Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache.An addition to the list Home Remedies via email from Bob Rosen, Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:53:39 -0700

  • Failure

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    You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call ‘failure’ is not the falling down, but the staying down.Mary Pickford

  • New Olympic condoms

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    A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.  Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.“Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “what makes them so special?”“There are three colors,” he replies, “gold, silver and bronze.”“What color are you going to wear tonight?”…

  • Wacky Web Friday

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    Two chickens settle down fighting rabbitsRant about bad writing in “The Da Vinci Code“Strange statues from around the worldFrom Good Exprience newsletter

  • Worry

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    If you worry, you die.  If you don’t worry, you also die.  So why worry?Mike Horn, Arctic Explorer

  • When insults had class

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    He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.Winston ChurchillA modest little person, with much to be modest about.Winston ChurchillI have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.Clarence DarrowHe has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the…

  • Innocence

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    I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.Johnny Carson