Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Computer Problem

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    “Hello, technical support, how can I help you?”LADY: “Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down.  This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing.”SUPPORT: “I will have a technician come over…

  • Wacky Web Friday

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    Mario Bros theme on many instruments Super Mario in LegosSuper Mario on trombonesRobots from found materialsDraw-a-pig personality testCreative billboardsTrucks from a cameraphone in DubaiGreat cross-section of New York CityFeaking NazisDanny Brown skis DenaliHow 3-card monte worksRemove PDA logos with sugar Ancient history: Internet trends from 1994Past future-visions of the planets, starting with MercuryBathroom humorDating tips…

  • Winning

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    Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is.Vince Lombardi

  • Never question a drunk!

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    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:A half-gallon of 2% milk,A carton of eggs,A quart of orange juice,A head of romaine lettuce,A 2 lb. can of coffee, andA 1 lb. package of bacon.As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as…

  • Soylent green is biodiesel!

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    An article in Red Herring’s 9-Apr-2007 issue, Playing with Pond Scum says that algae could be a better source of biodiesel than any other plant, if only they can figure out how to grow it in sufficient quantities, and make sure it doesn’t complete with local algae if accidently released in a non-native area.

  • Eldest

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    I found many spritual truths in the book, Eldest by Christopher Paolini361:7 Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn’t exist and never shall.  There is only now.400:6 Because when you’re in pain, notheing else can exist.  Not thought.  Not emotion.  Only the drive to escape the pain.440:7…

  • Friendship

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    He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare.Ai Ibn-Abu-Talib