Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Politically correct verbiage

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    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “Hillbillies.”  You must now refer to them as Appalachian-Americans.And furthermoreHow to speak about women and be politically correctShe is not a “babe” or a “chick” — She is a “Breasted American.”She is not…

  • Meditation

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    This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men.Captain J. A. Hadfield

  • Scissors

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    If you have small children, know someone with small children or you are a teacher … you will love this!Do you have a pair of scissors like these?I can certainly imagine seeing this one displayed on the mother’s fridge at home…Quote from the mom:“This is my kindergartener’s artistic rendering of a pair of scissors.  I…

  • Honesty

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    I was gratified to be able to answer promptly.  I said I don’t know.Mark Twain

  • Happy & Sad

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    A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, “I bet you can’t tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time.”The wife thought for a few moments, then said, “Your pecker is bigger than your brother’s.”via email from Bob Rosen, Fri, 23 Feb 2007…

  • Tetris

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    OnLevelHighScoreDrops Total2007/04/09 19:179084,00047984,479My best score ever… guess I’m getting better at the drops.  See these other scores.

  • Artificial Intelligence

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    If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee—that will do them in.Bradley’s Bromide