Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • On Jewishness

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    Q: Why did Adam and Eve have a perfect marriage?A: He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.Q. How does a Jewish wife cheat on her husband?A. She has a headache with the postman.Q: What business is a…

  • Peacorn, popnuts, chewing jacks, and cracker gum

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    The Central Division Minnesota Twins played the Baltimore Orioles in the Minnesota home opener this evening and won by a score of 7 to 4.  Good going Twins.In other news, we’ll miss the Twins announcer Herb Carneal who passed away yesterday at age 83.

  • Creativity

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    If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.Norman Douglas

  • Discouraged?

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    No Need to Be DiscouragedAs I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home.  As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was.“We’re behind…

  • April Fools

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    Not only is it Mrs. Wingnut’s birthday today, Google got into the spirit by adding this to the Gmail signon screen:They also posted this additional information.

  • Forecasts

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    An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: They don’t win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd’s attention.Anonymous

  • Traveling

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    How to Get Back at Someone Who Pisses You Off While Traveling…If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train, follow these instructions:Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.Remove your laptop.Start up.Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.Close your eyes and tilt your…