Author: Dr Wingnut
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Why men are happier people
You can be president.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.The world is your urinal.You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s bathroom is just too icky.People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.Everything on your face stays its original color.You don’t have to stop and…
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Power
More power than any good man should want, and more power than any other kind of man ought to have.Daniel O. Hastings
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Shopping for a spouse
The Husband Store:A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance, which reads:“You may visit this store only once! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the…