Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Youth

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    This is a youth-oriented society, and the joke is on them because youth is a disease from which we all recover.Dorothy Fuldheim

  • Saddam’s family

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    In the interest of accuracy, please note that all the obituaries written about Saddam Hussain were inaccurate.  Missing was a complete listing of his surviving sons and daughters.A corrected paragraph follows:He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons and 7 daughters.The 15 sons: Sooflay, a restauranteur; Guday, who…

  • Hate

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    I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him.Booker T. Washington

  • Another Goody For The Oldtimers

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    My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn’t seem to get food poisoning.My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too.  Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax…

  • Crazy domain names

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    MeeboBeboMeeVeeNewTeeVeeZannelXangaXINGeefoof AbazabZamzarRed Herring, Volume 5, Number 5, Page 8, 2007-02-12

  • Growth

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    We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  • Ten Things To Ponder For 2007

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    Life is sexually transmittedGood health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.  If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day.  Teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you…