Author: Dr Wingnut

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting and confesses; “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it.”“When did you use this awful language?” asks the elder.“Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive, that looked like it was going to sail over 250 yards, but it struck…

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?Ask your mother.How do you embarrass an archeologist?Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.What’s the difference between love, true…

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.  Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”“It depends,” I replied.  “What does it say on your shirt?”He yelled back, “University of Oklahoma.”And they say blondes are dumb…A couple is lying in…

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Minnesota market:“Eden Prairie Barbie”This princess Barbie is sold only at the Galleria.  She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house.  Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift.  Workaholic…