Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • New element

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    A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.  The new element has been named “Bushcronium.”Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.  These particles are held together by dark forces called morons,…

  • Potential

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    If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.Unknown

  • Fun Stuff

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    Very cool – make your own dot-to-dot puzzleBest wedding dance everAn unusual Japanese drum machineFinally, a way to tell palladium from rhodiumNYU’s ITP student showImplicit Association TestScared of SantaVia many sources especially, the Good Experience newsletter

  • Hate

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    Hating people because of their color is wrong.  And it doesn’t matter which color does the hating.  It’s just plain wrong.Unknown

  • Seven Kinds of Sex, where do you stand?

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    The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.  This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.  This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are…

  • Age

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    A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.Unknown

  • The Big Itch

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    Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur’s court.  He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King’s chief doctor.  Horatio the Physician exclaimed…