Dr Wingnut

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  • Sanity

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    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness.  Think of your three best friends.  If they’re okay, then it’s you.Rita Mae Brown

  • Baby’s first doctor visit

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    A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?“Breast-fed,” she replied.“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered.She…

  • How to be a Christmas legend

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    I’m watching the colorized version of Miracle on 34th Street (sort of my Christmas Eve Tradition while helping Santa fill the stockings) and I’ve always wondered who the uncredited actor that plays the drunken santa was.  His voice is very distinctive and I was sure that I had heard it before.  I looked it on…

  • Merry Christmas

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  • Christmas

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    A good conscience is a continual Christmas.Benjamin FranklinAt Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.Thomas TusserA fool judges people by the presents they give him.Chinese Proverb

  • Music

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    Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.Victor Hugo

  • Drunks

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    You Gotta Love Drunk People…sometimesA man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.  The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3…