Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Rogues

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    Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.Alexandre Dumas

  • The Best Road Rage

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    An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.  Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.The tailgating woman hit the roof—and the horn—screaming in frustration…

  • Happy Chanukah

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    Chanukah is that special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving when all the bestest holiday shows are on TV.Rugrats

  • Forgiveness

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    It is the act of forgiveness that opens up the only possible way to think creatively about the future at all.Father Desmond Wilson

  • That Wacky Web

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    Finally a condom that works pronto — Pronto CondomsThe Flying Spaghetti Monster sightedAre IT workers Blue Collar?Do some alcoholic beverages produce worse hangovers?Compose a modern piano masterpiece by banging on the keyboard Vote for the world’s ugliest dogRube Goldberg machines (Annoying sound)SpamHow to read the numbers on fruit stickersOnline instrument museumInteresting adsA hugger’s storyFor everyone…

  • Intuition

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    Intuition is a spiritual faculty and does not explain, but simply points the way.Florence Scovel Shinn

  • The Sneezer

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    A man and a woman were flying first class and sitting beside each other.  The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered for 10 or 15 seconds.  He went back to his reading.A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered…